problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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