so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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