did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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