glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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