At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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