I'm going to jail i love you
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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