i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Did you pee in the oven last night??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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