I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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