Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
