I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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