Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
it's like heaven, but drunker
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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