youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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