I want to make a zoo with you.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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