Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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