used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize
