I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think people are normalizing furries
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
