Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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