I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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