Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You almost got us killed.
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