Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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