Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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