brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize