Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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