i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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