I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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