"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
