talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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