I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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