**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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