you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Randomize
