No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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