i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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