I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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