she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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