using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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