her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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