I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
