I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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