im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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