So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A bitchslap is in order.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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