I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
