Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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