I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
50% drunk capacity currently
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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