to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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