S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This is classic penis vs brain.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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