Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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