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(480): View more from Arizona

So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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(845): View more from New York

I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(716): View more from New York

i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls

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(917): View more from New York City

But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.

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(509): View more from Washington

Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.

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(316): View more from Kansas

ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.

(316): View more from Kansas

And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming

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(601): View more from Mississippi

But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.

(1-601): View more from Mississippi

Who is this?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Oops wrong number

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