Fine. I'll sleep in my office
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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