At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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