Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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