I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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