Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dignity is for republicans.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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