The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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