Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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