if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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